👑 BOSS MODE
GIRL, GET RECEIPTS
You open your credit card statement. There's a charge you don't recognize.
You investigate. Apparently, you've been paying $29.99 a month for something called Premium Plus Platinum Unlimited since March.
Did you accidentally sign up for it while trying to get free shipping on a pair of leggings?
...Possibly.
And now you have two choices:
Accept defeat or get your receipts.
🤖 PUT AI TO WORK
YOUR DISPUTE BESTIE
Your AI hype girl just became your dispute bestie.
Is she a real lawyer? No. Does she look excellent in a fitted blazer and Louboutin heels? Absolutely.
Even better, she CAN help you investigate the charge, uncover evidence, understand your options, and build your case.
🤖 YOUR DISPUTE BESTIE
Steal this prompt
Be my consumer advocate. I have a charge I want to dispute, but I'm not sure I have a case.
Gather your receipts.
🗣️ FIND YOUR VOICE
WORDS THAT WORK
You’ve got receipts. You think you have a solid case.
Now comes the fun part. Asking for your money back.
But what if they say no?
You've already got your dispute bestie in your corner.
She can help you make the ask, respond to the brush-off, and figure out your next move.
🤖 LET’S TALK REFUNDS
Steal this prompt
Based on what we've uncovered, what's my best next step? Give me the simplest way to ask for a refund, with the exact words to use. Tell me what to do if they say no.
👠 DISPUTE BESTIE IN ACTION
Say a surprise membership renewal lands on your credit card. Here are the words your dispute bestie might give you to push back.
MAKE THE ASK
“I don’t recall authorizing the $39.99 membership renewal. Please refund the charge, cancel the membership, and confirm both in writing.”
IF THEY SAY NO
“Please show me when and how I agreed to this recurring charge.”
GETTING THE RUNAROUND?
Bring their reply back to me. Tell me what they said and I’ll help you figure out your next move and what to say.
You started with a few choice words.
Now you have words that work.
🎙️ VOICE NOTES
Elle Woods | Legally Blonde
Excuse me. You're telling me there’s a charge on your credit card you don’t recognize?
I OBJECT.
Bruiser objects, too. And he doesn't even have a credit card.
You don't need a law degree to question a charge.
And you certainly don't need to accept "that's our policy" just because someone said it with a headset on.
You've got AI in your corner. Put her to work.
And if somebody thinks you're just going to hand over your hard-earned money without even asking why?
They are seriously disturbed.
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✨ Behind Her Voice
This issue is brought to you by a $39.99 charge and me going, “Wait. What the hell is that?” Apparently, a membership renewal.
So I brought it to ChatGPT. The example above? Based on our actual conversation.
But it didn’t just give me the words to request a refund. It pointed me to a lawsuit involving the company and the very charge I was questioning.
Excuse me. There’s lore?
I wouldn’t have thought to even search for a lawsuit in the first place!
So next time a charge makes you go “Wait, can they do that?”, bring in your dispute bestie. Let her help you figure out what to ask, what to check, and what to say when “that’s our policy” enters the chat.
— Ellen, Your Hype Girl-in-Chief 👑
GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, TOO.
Did you know that your AI hype girl also does personal PR. 👉 Modesty is Overrated
💌 Friends don’t let friends accept “that’s our policy.” Forward this. Send her backup.
Voice Notes are AI-generated, unofficial creative interpretations inspired by fictional characters. No affiliation or endorsement is implied.